Local Hospital has New Policy: ask for dilaudid, get dilaudid no questions asked

Columbus, OH – A local hospital is trying a new, controversial but more efficient approach to medical care. “We have changed our guidelines, if you want dilaudid you get dilaudid, if you want valium, you get valium. No questions asked,” CEO Michael Shoemaker told reporters Wednesday.
In what expe…

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Psuedoseizure: Hilarious

Milwaukee, WI – Emergency department staff at Elm Grove Methodist Medical Center thoroughly enjoyed the complete bullshit seizure performance by a local homemaker.
Carol Whitaker, 43, of Wauwatosa WI presented to the Emergency Department yesterday with what she described as a “terrible seizure di…

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