Goop From ER Break Room Becomes Sentient, Asks for Dilaudid

DALLAS, TX – In an amazing breakthrough for science, a new life form has spontaneously willed itself into existence in the break room of a local ER.  Not only this, but despite its gelatinous form which seems to be a mix of leftover pizza, Chinese food, and cheese dip, it appears to have its own … #Dilauded, #Er, #Sentient

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