‘Christmas Spirit’ Determined to be Cocaine and Speed

NORTH POLE – Scientists may have finally unraveled how Santa Claus has been able to do Christmas so well, year after year.  According to lead scientist, Helms Growning, it has little to do with ‘Christmas Spirit’, and a lot to do with cocaine and amphetamines.
“Yeah, drugs HAD t… #Cocaine, #Santa

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