Scientists Perfect the No-Wipe Poop

Clean wipe first time, everytime
BLOOMINGTON, IL – Scientists at Fermi-Labs have discovered something more remarkable and useful to the human race than the ‘God Particle”: No-Wipe poops.  Dan Schnieder Phd., lead scientist on this landmark discovery, told reporters “After a bowel… #NoWipePoop, #ToiletPaper

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