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Product Review: Mattel’s Resuscitate Me Elmo

 

Pros / Thanks to his lovable and playful interactions, Resuscitate Me Elmo makes it ridiculously easy and fun to learn cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR).
Cons / Battery life is weak and Elmo’s chest cracks easily.
The One Liner / Resuscitate Me Elmo is a game-changer, giving…

Read more on http://www.gomerblog.com/2014/09/resuscitate/

#Elmo, #End_Of_Life, #Palliative_Care elmo, end of life, Palliative Care

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Hospital Administrator Delivers Clutch Performance During In-Flight Cardiac Arrest

DENVER, CO –  Passengers and crew are counting themselves fortunate tonight as their United Airlines flight from Los Angeles to Chicago made an emergency landing at Stapleton Airport due to an in-flight emergency.  A 68 year-old man, whose name has yet to be released, suffered a sudden cardiac a…

Read more on http://www.gomerblog.com/2014/09/cardiac-arrest/

#Administration, #Cardiac_Arrest administration, cardiac arrest

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Cell Phones Newest Weapon in Fight Against Pain

BOSTON, MA – Cell Phones are now on the list of items previously thought to have no therapeutic benefit, which are now being researched heavily as a potential miracle.
Dr. Lakshmi Singh, an emergency physician and primary author on a recent paper researching wireless-device analgesia,…

Read more on http://www.gomerblog.com/2014/09/cell-phone/

#1010, #Cell_Phone, #Pain 10/10, cell phone, pain

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Woman Enjoys ‘Natural Birth’, Streams Over Facetime

Highland Park, OH – Janet Freech, a 38 year old parturient, wrote in her birth plan that her goal was to deliver ‘completely natural’. In the plan she specifically refused all available modern medical interventions in order to balance nature’s natural energy.
Natural Birth is naturally pain…

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#Natural_Birth, #Technology natural birth, technology

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Mutated Pediatric Names Linked to Higher Mortality

Atlanta, GA -The lead article in this month’s Journal of Pediatric Critical Care started with a few simple observations.
“I had two patients in my ICU simultaneously,” said lead author Dr. Jessica Kantor. “Both were hypoplastic left hearts. Both septic. But Carrie pulled through, and little Khyrr…

Read more on http://www.gomerblog.com/2014/09/pediatric/

#Child_Name, #Mutation_Rate child name, mutation rate

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Surgeon Caught Screaming at Nobody; Claims ‘Practice’

BOISE, ID -In a bizarre incident last Thursday, Dr. Nikki Ivanovich, a general surgeon at St. Luke’s hospital was caught by staff screaming violently at herself in the mirror.
“Retract better!!!! Get that camera into position!!”
“I was walking by the bathroom when I heard ext…

Read more on http://www.gomerblog.com/2014/09/surgeon-screaming/

#Surgeon, #Tantrum surgeon, tantrum

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Super Mario in Critical Condition, Mistakenly ate Amantia for 1-UP Mushroom

World 7-2, Mushroom Kingdom – Beloved Italian hero and plumber Super Mario is currently in critical condition at an area World 7-2 hospital after he mistakenly consumed a deadly Amanita mushroom during a routine quest to save his girlfriend Princess Toadstool. The Amanita mushroom, one of …

Read more on http://www.gomerblog.com/2014/09/amantia/

#Mario mario

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