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Newly Appointed “Ebola Czar” Quarantines Entire Navy After Learning Ebola Can be Transmitted by Semen

WASHINGTON, DC: In a bold first move since his recent appointment by President Obama as “Ebola Czar,” Ron Klain will quarantine the entire US Navy after learning that the virus is readily carried in semen.
“Liberty is canceled again…dammit!”
His announcement comes on the hee…

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#Cdc, #Ebola, #Ebola_Czar, #Quarantine cdc, ebola, ebola czar, quarantine

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Malpractice Attorney Says Nightly Prayer for More Medical Errors, Deaths

MEMPHIS, TN –  Mark Edmunds JD, a local medical malpractice attorney, is proud to be a caring father, a caring and giving person, and a devout Christian.  He attends services regularly, sings in his church choir, and prays each night that the Lord will bring more medical errors in local ho…

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#Attorney, #Malpractice, #Medical_Errors attorney, malpractice, medical errors

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“Hi, I’m Your Urologist Today”

Exam Room 4, Urology Clinic – Hello sir. You seem a little bit nervous. Well, there’s no need for that, I can assure you. After medical school I spent the better part of a decade to become a specialist in this particular area. You’ve come to the right place. I can help. Just sit back, rela…

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#Kidney, #Urologist, #Urology kidney, urologist, urology

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CDC Confirms Ebola Transmitted Via Patient Satisfaction Surveys

ATLANTA –  Yesterday, the CDC finally established a link explaining a frightening and puzzling Ebola case.  A patient with no known Ebola exposures in Raleigh, NC fell ill with the virus last week and had investigators scrambling to explain how it was contracted.  Despite exhaustive and pa…

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#Cdc, #Ebola, #Patient_Satisfaction cdc, ebola, patient satisfaction

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Tragedy at St. Marys Hospital as Nurse Caught Trying to Eat Another Nurse

ALBANY, NY – Police are currently on the scene at St. Mary’s Hospital as reports are streaming in regarding a story that sounds as bizarre as it actual is. A 9-1-1 call was placed to dispatchers at 6:45pm this evening stating a crazy woman was trying “to eat another nurse.”
Details are still unfo…

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#Eat_Your_Young, #Nursing_Students, #Stereotype eat your young, nursing students, Stereotype

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Medical Science Catching Up to Fad Diets in New Exciting Breakthrough

PORTLAND, OR – In what is being called one of the greatest breakthroughs in modern medicine, scientists at Hood River University have discovered a litany of naturally-produced toxins that need exogenous flushing from the human body.
“A lot of the things we believed, even just a few years a…

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#Colon_Cleansing, #Fad_Diet, #Juicers colon cleansing, fad diet, juicers

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Alarming Study Finds Malignant Brain Cancers Appear on Side of Cell Phone Use

Boston, MA – A new multi-center randomized study to be published next week in Medicine found that a
whopping 52.4% [+/- 3.67% ] of brain cancers are found on the preferred side of the head used for cell phones. In this groundbreaking study, researchers at Harvard painstakingly looked back a…

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#Brain_Cancer brain cancer

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