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Hospital Taking Patient Satisfaction Scores Way Too Serious

CHICAGO, IL – “Simply outrageous,” were comments expressed by physicians and nurses in regards to how hospital administrators were implementing new management policies at Mercy Hospital. Administrators are informing Gomerblog that the changes to patient care are stemming from new Medicare r…

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#Patient_Satisfaction patient satisfaction

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Surgeon Removes Normal Appendix; Still Trying to Convince OR Staff that it was Infected

KNOXVILLE, TN – General Surgeon, Dr. Hendrick Knightsville, is being credited with quite an acting performance in operating room 7 today.  Dr. Knightsville took a 24 year old patient to surgery for suspected appendicitis.
Normal appendix..and not even laparoscopic
During the open case it was c…

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#Surgery surgery

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Discharged Patient on Contact Precautions in Hospital, Spotted at Local Grocery Store

BALTIMORE, MD – 63 year old, Clarence Deeters, was recently discharged from Mercy Hospital after being admitted and treated for urosepsis.  While in the hospital for over 8 days, he was placed on contact precautions due to a whole host of organisms that are colonized on him, including Van…

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#Mrsa mrsa

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Guy on Motorcycle Looking Forward To Donating his Organs this Year

Worst case I’ll end up in critical condition, best case Organ Donor!
California – Harris Jasper, a 3 year rider of a Kawasaki Ninja -otherwise known as a crotch rocket- told friends and family that this year would be the year he would donate “most of his vital organs to people in need.”
In …

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#Donorcycle_Season, #Organ_Donation donorcycle season, organ donation

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